If a T-Rex really had vision based on movement how would it ever appreciate the craftsmanship of a statue?

Take a photo, it’ll last longer. Doesn’t work on milk.

Battle between evening self and morning self with alarm setting.

“I wouldn’t trust her as far as I could throw her” suggests that the other party is very trusting of you & you’re about to abuse that trust.

I just got a rocking horse from my Nan, I think it’s traumatised and having flashbacks.

“Sister, Sister, never knew how much I missed ya”

I’m such a feminist that I don’t miss Baywatch: I Ms Baywatch.