If a T-Rex really had vision based on movement how would it ever appreciate the craftsmanship of a statue?
Take a photo, it’ll last longer. Doesn’t work on milk.
Battle between evening self and morning self with alarm setting.
“I wouldn’t trust her as far as I could throw her” suggests that the other party is very trusting of you & you’re about to abuse that trust.
I just got a rocking horse from my Nan, I think it’s traumatised and having flashbacks.
“Sister, Sister, never knew how much I missed ya”
I’m such a feminist that I don’t miss Baywatch: I Ms Baywatch.
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